Funerals2023-03-22T12:26:11+10:00

Plan Your Funeral.

We offer our service across Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra and Brisbane Crematoriums and Cemeteries.

Your caring consultant from ‘NoNoNo’ will professionally organise your loved one’s cremation or burial with a minimum of fuss. All legal requirements are met, and arrangements are carried out with the utmost care and concern for your family’s wishes.

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We provide three service options, allowing you to select the appropriate farewell for your loved one.

No No No Cremation

Only need a cremation service? We’ll arrange the cremation and paperwork. Costs are all inclusive – there are no hidden fees, ever.

$2,999.00 inc GST

Includes:

  • Services of an experienced funeral director
  • Transfer of your loved one from hospital (Other locations- extra charges may apply)
  • Care of your loved one at our mortuary facilities
  • Compliance with all legal requirements, including gathering and lodgment of all documentation.
  • Registration of death and Official Death Certificate From BDM
  • Crematorium Fees
  • Environmentally-friendly coffin
  • A dignified, private cremation
  • Ashes available for collection
  • Burial not included

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No No No Memorial

Want to hold a simple memorial service? Our team of planners will arrange and run a service for your loved one at a partner venues.

$3,999.00 inc GST

Includes:

  • Services of an experienced funeral director
  • Transfer of Deceased from Hospital ( Other locations- extra charges may apply)
  • Care of your loved one at our mortuary facilities
  • Compliance with all legal requirements, including gathering and lodgment of all documentation.
  • Registration of death and Official Death Certificate From BDM
  • Crematorium Chapel Booking and fees at a wide selection of Crematoriums
  • Simple and dignified Coffin

  • Consultant to Co-ordinate proceedings at Crematorium.
  • Extensive Custom Options – Non essential extras can be easily organised
  • Ashes available for collection

  • Burial not included

Call 1300 854 971

No No No Custom Plan

Have something else in mind? We can work with you to plan and run a bespoke memorial for your loved one. The choice is yours.

Customised Package

Includes:

  • Services of an experienced funeral director
  • Transfer of your loved one from hospital (Other locations- extra charges may apply)
  • Care of your loved one at our mortuary facilities
  • Compliance with all legal requirements, including gathering and lodgement of all documentation

  • Registration of death and Official Death Certificate From BDM
  • Choice of Coffins and caskets
  • Crematorium or cemetery fees
  • Any venue of your choice

  • Professional funeral celebrant to run the memorial

  • Slideshow, music, audio-visual and more
  • Any flowers of your choice
  • Service booklets and memorial stationary
  • Memorial book
  • Event Management
  • Unlimited catering options
  • …and anything else you want!
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Your Funeral Journey.

1. Planning Form / Contact 1300 854 971

To start your funeral preparations, complete our online funeral planning form. Check out our Articles and Resources for some considerations on how to prepare for the service.

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2. Confirmation
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Once we receive your form we will call you back to confirm details and provide an accurate service cost. This is a great time for us to clear up any questions and finalise any other points of concern.

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3. Confirmation
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Through a confirmation email, we will provide you with a payment reference number and any legally required forms that need your signature, please note these will be pre-filled out for you.

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4. The Funeral
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Once we have completed all the above steps and it is time for the funeral to take place, our professional staff will be onsite to manage the full range of funeral requirements on your behalf.

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Here When It Matters. 

It is well documented by grief professionals that funerals are an essential part of the healing and recovery process. The funeral ceremony helps to publicly acknowledge the reality of the death and when shared with friends and family it encourages the expression of grief. This experience actually helps to begin a healthy mourning process. We pride ourselves in delivering care and services that fit each family we serve. Not only do we guide you in making your decisions, we help you design a service that best expresses and celebrates the life of the one you love.  The elements that comprise each funeral arrangement will change to your requirements and preferences.

Every funeral service is different, and this means that the total cost will depend on the arrangements you put in place. Some prices, cremation or burial and legal requirements, are necessary for all funerals, although many elements differ from funeral to funeral and these costs will vary depending on the choices you make.

We welcome all enquiries about funeral costs. We’ll take the time to find out how you want to farewell your loved one. Once we’ve gained an understanding of your requirements and preferences, we’ll provide you with a written obligation-free estimate of costs.

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Frequently asked questions. 

How can I be certain I will get the right ashes back?2023-01-20T14:17:26+10:00

There is a highly regulated ID system that flows throughout the whole funeral process. At the crematorium the ID process continues and is adhered to stringently. You can look at very detailed  information on many crematoria sites and youtube videos illustrating the process if you want full understanding.

Can I choose to not have the ashes returned?2022-06-14T17:24:22+10:00

You may request to not have the ashes returned after the cremation. If that is your wish, we will require a signature as confirmation. We can then scatter or dispose of the ashes on your behalf.

How are the ashes returned?2023-01-20T14:16:11+10:00

The simplest option is for the Next of Kin to collect directly from the crematorium. But  if this is not an option we can easily arrange to deliver to the appropriate person or registered post the ashes anywhere in Australia. ( Fess apply)

Who do I have to notify that someone has passed away?2022-06-14T17:25:25+10:00

There are a number of institutions and people you should contact to ensure a person’s estate is effectively closed. Our team is here to help you with that, and we’ve also built a comprehensive checklist to help you navigate through the estate administration process.

When and how do I receive a death certificate?2022-06-14T17:25:41+10:00

From the time of cremation, we typically advise a wait time of 3 weeks. At times it can take longer if there is a delay in processing by the state authority. If there is a long delay, we will actively follow up on your behalf.

Why do I need a death certificate?2022-06-14T17:25:55+10:00

Each state in Australia has its own guidelines which tell you how to go about registering a death. Typically you’ll need a death certificate to cancel bills, bank accounts, utilities and administer other parts of the estate.

Are you able to collect anytime?2023-01-20T14:15:44+10:00

Yes we are available everyday, 24/7 to complete transfers. Transfers from Nursing homes, private homes, private hospitals and any other time sensitive location have an additional fee.

Can I call someone or have someone call me to talk through the process?2022-06-14T17:27:11+10:00

Absolutely. In fact, we encourage it. You can call our 24 hour line – 1300 854 971 anytime. We have arrangers on hand to walk you through the process and answer any questions you have. Even if No No No is not right for you, feel free to give us a call, we’d be more than happy to recommend a great funeral director who can help you with a more traditional service.

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