Immediate Pricing2023-02-01T12:52:31+10:00

Immediate Service

Our price is all inclusive, We pride ourselves on exceptional customer service, and we perform our services with the highest quality, respect and dignity. If you are ready to arrange, simply call us anytime and speak to our dedicated team about next steps.

No No No Cremation

We will collect your loved one from their place of passing (24/7) and perform a respectful, private cremation. We register the death, and return you the ashes and the Death Certificate.

$2,999.00 inc. GST

Admin Fees May Apply.

Includes:

  • Services of an experienced funeral director
  • Transfer of your loved one from hospital (Other locations- extra charges may apply)
  • Care of your loved one at our mortuary facilities
  • Compliance with all legal requirements, including gathering and lodgment of all documentation.
  • Registration of death and Official Death Certificate From BDM
  • Crematorium Fees
  • Environmentally-friendly coffin
  • A dignified, private cremation
  • Ashes available for collection
  • Burial not included

Call 1300 854 971

No No No Memorial

We will collect your loved one from their place of passing (24/7) and perform a respectful, private cremation. We register the death, and return you the ashes and the Death Certificate.

Starting from $3,999.00 inc. GST

Your final price will depend on your postcode and the optional extras you decide to select.

Includes:

  • Services of an experienced funeral director
  • Transfer of Deceased from Hospital ( Other locations- extra charges may apply)
  • Care of your loved one at our mortuary facilities
  • Compliance with all legal requirements, including gathering and lodgment of all documentation.
  • Registration of death and Official Death Certificate From BDM
  • Crematorium Chapel Booking and fees at a wide selection of Crematoriums
  • Simple and dignified Coffin

  • Consultant to Co-ordinate proceedings at Crematorium.
  • Extensive Custom Options – Non essential extras can be easily organised
  • Ashes available for collection

  • Burial not included

Call 1300 854 971
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Frequently asked questions

Can I call someone or have someone call me to talk through the process?2022-06-14T17:27:11+10:00

Absolutely. In fact, we encourage it. You can call our 24 hour line – 1300 854 971 anytime. We have arrangers on hand to walk you through the process and answer any questions you have. Even if No No No is not right for you, feel free to give us a call, we’d be more than happy to recommend a great funeral director who can help you with a more traditional service.

Are you able to collect anytime?2023-01-20T14:15:44+10:00

Yes we are available everyday, 24/7 to complete transfers. Transfers from Nursing homes, private homes, private hospitals and any other time sensitive location have an additional fee.

Why do I need a death certificate?2022-06-14T17:25:55+10:00

Each state in Australia has its own guidelines which tell you how to go about registering a death. Typically you’ll need a death certificate to cancel bills, bank accounts, utilities and administer other parts of the estate.

When and how do I receive a death certificate?2022-06-14T17:25:41+10:00

From the time of cremation, we typically advise a wait time of 3 weeks. At times it can take longer if there is a delay in processing by the state authority. If there is a long delay, we will actively follow up on your behalf.

Who do I have to notify that someone has passed away?2022-06-14T17:25:25+10:00

There are a number of institutions and people you should contact to ensure a person’s estate is effectively closed. Our team is here to help you with that, and we’ve also built a comprehensive checklist to help you navigate through the estate administration process.

How are the ashes returned?2023-01-20T14:16:11+10:00

The simplest option is for the Next of Kin to collect directly from the crematorium. But  if this is not an option we can easily arrange to deliver to the appropriate person or registered post the ashes anywhere in Australia. ( Fess apply)

Can I choose to not have the ashes returned?2022-06-14T17:24:22+10:00

You may request to not have the ashes returned after the cremation. If that is your wish, we will require a signature as confirmation. We can then scatter or dispose of the ashes on your behalf.

How can I be certain I will get the right ashes back?2023-01-20T14:17:26+10:00

There is a highly regulated ID system that flows throughout the whole funeral process. At the crematorium the ID process continues and is adhered to stringently. You can look at very detailed  information on many crematoria sites and youtube videos illustrating the process if you want full understanding.

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